Monday, September 7, 2020

Stage 8B PAU>LARUNS - Pipped by Pogacar, Heart Break for Hirschi.

Stage 8B, a short day in the saddle but with some tough climbs ahead of a well-earned rest day before heading out of the Pyrenees.

Stage 8B you say, not stage 9? Well, if you’ve been paying attention this stage has been unlucky for Tasmania’s own Richie Porte who crashed out of the 2017 and 2018 Tours on stage 9. The Couch Peloton has been reluctant to mention ‘Stage 9' for fear of jinxing Porte, in much the same way actors call it ‘The Scottish Play’ instead of Macbeth.

To the course and It was on from the get go but no break away as yet. Some of these starts have been so hard I’m getting to sense the theme of the first week has been destroy the sprinters.

In the Plat du Tour kitchen Guillaume Brahimi was reminiscing about the Espelette pepper festival in the Basque Country. Wow, a whole weekend of eating peppers. Go ahead, knock yourself out!

But the reason Brahini took us there was for tonight’s piperadewith swordfish and clams made with capsicums and piment d'Espelette. And since we are in the Pyrenees, Guillaume Brahini chose a Peyresourde fish for tonight's dinner…

Back on the course and barely 20km into the race and 2015 Vuelta Espana champion Fabio Aru slipped further and further back through the peloton until he was shadowed by the Voiture Balai or the dreaded broom wagon and Aru abandoned.

For Robbie in the pretend caravan of commentary, the question as the broom wagon looms is to bail out now or suffer all the way to the end? When it comes down it the broom wagon, according to Robbie is, "the worst naughty corner there is".

Troll DJ paid tribute to KOM classification leader Benoit Cosnepoid with Polka Dot Undies by Bowser & Blue. Just out of curiosity, has Troll DJ ever played Walking Indurain by Fred Poulet?

Discussion turned again to the prospects of Richie Porte who on stage 8B was in ‘twelve-B-eeth’ position in the GC. Tomo didn’t miss a beat with, "This is stage 8B". Well done Tomo and team, 8B, 12B, is this a B movie? Mattie can’t be all that superstitious with, “thirteenth’.

Dissecting stage eight I still can’t get over the distressing scenes of screaming fans at the roadside wearing masks on their chins, the equivalent of wearing your undies around your knees.

While we we’re still on stage eight, Mattie, Bridie and Robbie were analysing Ilnur Zakarin’s poor descending skills as opposed to his brilliant climbing prowess and did I hear, "the goat of Ilnur Zakarin?" from Mattie.



TIL Tour de France once replaced the broom wagon with "the vacuum cleaner  wagon" after signing a sponsorship deal with Hoover : peloton


The broom wagon gets an update.


Dave Macka called in for his regular Zoom meeting with Tomo and the team and had some trouble getting Mitchelton-Scott sports director Matt White on the line.  White was very pleased to have held the yellow jersey in the form of Adam Yates for four days.  Mitchelton-Scott suddenly found itself in a position to go for GC instead of the original strategy of stage wins and everyone was trying to avoid saying 'pivot'.

Back to the race and it took a while for the breakaway as Marc Hirschi time trialled away from the peloton Panzerwagen style.  Hirschi was to stay off the front for 90km in what you could say was a kiss-off to the peloton.

Robbie mentioned that the riders had a big transfer up north ahead of the resumption of racing on Tuesday. This would normally be done by plane but since no one is flying anymore, it would be a long transfer by team bus. Besides, were would you find a plane big enough to carry 170 odd riders spaced out on board? To make room the naughty corner lads would have to be strapped to the wings.

Hirschi held his ground up front and wow, can this fellow descend! He could also get some Zoom meetings out of the way with that set up on the handle bars.

Murder Hornets Jumbo Visma cracked the whip in the peloton on the climbs in a throw to try and get former ski jumper Primoz Roglic closer to yellow, which is ironic since their kit is difficult to distinguish from the real yellow jersey.

Hirschi looked like he might just make it to the line but was caught at around 2km to go by the chase group of Primoz Roglic, Michel Landa, defending champ Egan Bernal and Tadej Pogacar.

Hirschi bided his time but after 90km out in front was pipped in the sprint to the line by Pogacar and Roglic in another 1-2 Slovenian finish. Great for Pogacar, who notched up his first Tour win, but heart break for Hirschi.

A change of the guard in the GC with Primoz Roglic moving into yellow. Porte made it home safely and moved to eleventh overall.

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